One sunny day in Ireland, two old men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says
“You see that old man over there? He looks just like me! I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him.”
So, he goes over to the old man and taps him on the shoulder.
“Excuse me, sir,” he starts, “but I noticed you look just like me!”
The second old man turns around and says
“Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”,
“I’m from Dublin”, the second man stunned says,
“Me too! What street do you live on?”,
“McCarthy street”, the old second man replies,
“Me too! What number is it?”, the first old man announces, “162”, the second man shocked says,
“Me too! What are your parent’s names?”, the old first man replies,
“Connor and Shannon”, second old man awestruck says, “Mine too!
This is unbelievable!”
So, they buy some more Guinness and they’re talking some more when the bartenders change shifts.
The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks
“What’s new today?”
“Oh, the old Murphy twins are drunk again.”
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