ElderlyJokes Two Italians On A Bus. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 36.4k Views TWO ITALIANS ON A BUS ! NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH! A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. An old lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! … Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.’ The old lady can’t take this anymore, “You foul-mouthed s*x obsessed pig!” She retorted indignantly. ‘In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our s*x lives!” ‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man, ‘Whooza talkin’ about s*x? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ” Mississippi” See more Previous joke The Police Pick Up The Phone. Next joke The Grandfather Likes To Spends Time With His Grandson.