Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer.

Two guys are out hunting deer.

The first guy says “Did you see that?”

“No,” the second guy says.

“Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead.”

“Oh.”

A couple of minutes later, the first guy says “Did you see that?”

“See what?”

“Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.”

“Oh”.

A few minutes later the first guy says:

“Did you see that?”

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says

“Yes, I did!”

“Then why did you step in it?”