AnimalsJokes Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer. This Will Blow Your Mind. Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says “Did you see that?” “No” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead.” “Oh.” A couple of minutes later, the first guy says “Did you see that?” “See what?” “Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.” “Oh”. A few minutes later the first guy says: “Did you see that?” By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says “Yes, I did!” “Then why did you step in it?” See more Previous joke Johnny Wanted To Sit Next To His Teachers At Lunch. Next joke A Cattle Rancher Walks Into A Bar.