Two Elderly Widows Were Watching The Folks.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said,

“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘S*x and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual [email protected]’.

‘Mutual [email protected]’ here and mutual [email protected]’ there – that’s all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual [email protected]?”.

Mabel thought for a long while.

Finally, she shook her head and said,

“No, I think we had State Farm.