ElderlyJokes Two Elderly Ladies Are Sitting On Porch. This Will Blow Your Mind. 7.6k Views Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get h0rny?” The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?” The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.” After a few moments, the first old lady asks… “Who drives you to the beach?” See more Previous joke There’s This Old Priest Who Got Sick. Next joke A 50-Year-Old Lady Started Learning Swimming.