ElderlyJokes Two Elderly Grandparents Were Sitting On A Bench. What Follows Next Is Truly Hilarious. Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” Slim replies, “I feel just like a newborn baby.” “Really! Like a newborn baby?” “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.” See more Previous joke A Gorilla Goes Into A Bar And Orders A Martini. Next joke A Retired Banker Went To A Psychiatrist.