Two Elderly Floridian Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.
This Is Epic.
Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning.
One of the ladies turned to the other and said,
“You know, I’m really getting forgetful these days. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember if I had just come up or if I was about to go down!”
The other lady responded,
“How’d you finally figure out which it was?”
The first lady replied,
“Well, I thought hard for a minute or two, and then it finally came to me…I’d already been to the bathroom, so I must have just come up the stairs!”