AnimalsJokes Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar. What Follows Next Is Just Epic. 3k Views Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOD WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! See more Previous joke An Elderly Cowboy Telling His Fellow About His First Visit In City. Next joke A Young Man Named John Received A Parrot.