AnimalsJokes Two Crows Were In A Field. This Is Epic. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. “See that over there? What is that?”, says the first crow. The second crow takes a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.” “How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?”, replies the first crow. “Look at its hand. No cellphone”, says the second crow. See more Previous joke A Wise Old Gentleman Purchased A Modest Home. Next joke Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.