AnimalsJokes There Were Two Cows In A Field. Join two cows in a field. 3.9k Views There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Is Driving. Next joke An Older Man, Living Alone.