AnimalsJokes A Turtle Was Mugged By A Gang Of Snails. What He Said To A Police Officer Is Priceless. 2.4k Views A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face. Then he replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.” See more Previous joke These Two Elderly Men Have Found a Solution To The Problem. Next joke A Squirrel Was Sitting On A Tree.