AnimalsJokes A Traveling Salesman Was Driving Through Farm Country. This Is Mind Blowing. 4.2k Views A travelling salesman was driving through farm country. He took his eye off the road for a second, then all of a sudden “WHAM!” — he ran over a rooster crossing the road. He stopped the car, got out, confirmed the rooster was dead and saw a nearby farmhouse. He drove up to the house, knocked on the door, and an old farmer answered. The salesman said, “I was driving past and I think I accidentally ran over your rooster. I’m terribly sorry, but I’m more than willing to replace him.” The farmer looked puzzled for a minute, and finally shrugged his shoulders and said “Suit yourself. The hens are around the back.” See more Previous joke An Old Farmer Was Sitting On His Porch. Next joke Johnny Comes Home From School.