AnimalsJokes A Traveler Pens A Letter To A Hotel. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 3.6k Views A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: ” I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?” An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years.” ” In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. “ And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you re welcome to stay here, too.” See more Previous joke In A Forest Where Creatures Race Against Each Other. Next joke A Wife Was Making A Breakfast For Her Husband.