Tom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms.
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
“Frogs are good bass bait,” he thought to himself.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite him with the frog in his mouth, he grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in his bait bucket.
Just then, he realized he had a problem, how was he going to release the snake without getting bit?
So, he grabbed his bottle of Jack Daniel’s and poured a little whiskey into its mouth.
The snake’s eyes rolled back and he went limp.
Tom released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little while later, he felt a nudge at his foot.
There was that same snake, this time with TWO frogs in his mouth.