The first says
Leaves, and is back in an instant, mouth covered in blood.
He points at a villager and says:
“You see that villager? Sucked him dry.”
The second, impressed, but not willing to be outdone, leaves and returns just as fast as the first, blood covering her mouth, neck and cheeks.
She points and says
“You see that town? Bone dry, no survivors.”
The third shrugs and says:
“That’s nothing, watch this.”
He’s barely gone a fraction of a second before he’s back with a face completely covered in blood.
The first vampire asks:
“What did you do?”
The third vampire replied:
“You see that pole?”
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