JokesMarriage Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table. This Is Funny. 2.2k Views Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich”. The second lady says, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down”. The third one says, “Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of those problems, knock on wood”. As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll get it!” See more Previous joke A Second Grader Came Home From School. Next joke A Determined Ant Seeks Shelter In A Human’s Home.