Three middle-aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands’ s*x drive
When one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink.
The first lady began,
“My husband is like a 7-Up, he’s got seven inches and it’s always up!”
The second replied,
“My man is like a Mountain Dew, when he mounts me he always knows what to do!”
After a moment the third woman says,
“My man is like a Jack Daniels.”
“That’s not a soft drink,” one woman exclaims,
“That’s a hard liquor!”
Without hesitation, the lady shouts,
“That’s my Fred!”
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