Three Ladies Were Sitting Around The Porch.

What Follows Next Is Funny.

Three middle-aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands’ s*x drive

When one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink.

The first lady began,

“My husband is like a 7-Up, he’s got seven inches and it’s always up!”

The second replied,

“My man is like a Mountain Dew, when he mounts me he always knows what to do!”

After a moment the third woman says,

“My man is like a Jack Daniels.”

“That’s not a soft drink,” one woman exclaims,

“That’s a hard liquor!”

Without hesitation, the lady shouts,

“That’s my Fred!”

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