St. Peter said, “I know that you guys are forgiven because you’re here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something.
Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because “Heaven is so big!”
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy,
“How long were you married?”
The first guy says, “24 years.”
“Did you ever cheat on your wife?”, Peter asked.
The guy said, “Yeah, 7 times…but you said I was forgiven.”
Peter said, “yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Pinto for you to drive.”
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter.
The second guy said,
“I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good”
Peter said,
“I’m pleased to hear that, here’s a Lincoln for you.”
The 3rd guy walked up and said,
“Peter, I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn’t even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!”
Peter said,
“That’s what I like to hear. Here’s a Jaguar!”
A little while later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto seen the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, “I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!”
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