Three Bulls Are Standing Around Overlooking A Field.

Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tells one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull.

The old bull snorts and says,

“I’m a saying ya fifty cows here are mine, and new bull thinks he’s getting any of my cows, well, he’s got another think comin’.”

The second bull says,

“30 cows here are mine and that new bull sure ain’t get any of my cows.”

The young bull says,

“10 cows here are mine, but I sure ain’t lettin’ that new bull have any of ’em.”

In a few hours the biggest, meanest, orneriest looking bull they’ve ever seen, arrives.

Great big hump on his back, huge horns, and foam dripping from his jowls as he stamps and paws at the ground.

The old bull says,

“Ya know, I’ve been thinkin’, it’s mighty selfish of me to keep all the cows for myself, I might just part with a few of ’em to be neighborly.”

The second bull says,

“Ya know, I’m thinkin’ the same thing, no need for me to keep all thirty of them cows to myself, gets to be a mite tiresome.”

The young bull lets out a huge snort and starts stamping and pawin’ at the ground, raisin’ a huge ruckus.

The old bull says, “Woo boy, what’s the matter with you?

The young bull says,

“I’m just makin’ sure that he knows that I’m a bull…”