Three bulls are out in a field one day, chewing on some cud.
The first bull, the largest, says “I heard there’s a new bull coming in.”
The second bull, not quite as large, says ” I heard the same thing!”
The third bull, smaller by quite a bit, says “Me too!”
The first bull speaks up again and says “Well, he’s not getting any of my cows.”
The second bull says the same thing and the third bull says “I only have two.”
Just then, the old farmer’s truck comes rumbling down the road.
It stops and out pops the BIGGEST, BADDEST, STRONGEST BULL any of them had ever seen.
Mid chew, the first bull says ” I guess I can spare one or two.”
The second bull says “Me too.”
But the third bull, the smallest of the three, starts to paw at the ground, and toss his horns in the air and starts flaring his nostrils.
The second bull asks “You’re not going to fight him, are you?”
And he says “No! I making sure he knows I’m a bull !”
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