AnimalsJokes Three Birds Were Eating Fermented Seeds. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 1.5k Views Three birds were eating fermented seeds from cow manure in a fenced in barn area. After eating their fill they noticed three barn cats lurking about. They decided they needed to get out of there. Feeling inebriated the first decided to get a boost by starting from a quarter way up a rake. It tries, and fumbles. Cat gets it! The second one hoping for a better chance goes up half way on the rake. It to tumbles, and gets got. The final one goes all out and goes to the top. It too fails. The moral of this joke? Don’t go flying off the handle when you’re full of sh!t. See more Previous joke Little Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church. Next joke A Son Asked Him A Question.