JokesMarriage The Teacher Quizzes The Students. The Unexpected Answer. 3.4k Views Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Little Johnny: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Little Johnny: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Little Johnny: “Homework!” See more Previous joke The Teacher Say To The Kid. Next joke Bob Was In Trouble.