A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class:
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green,
however, Little Johnny, the class rebel, coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him:
“Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?”
Little Johnny replied.
“The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”