One day at school the teacher gave me an unexpected essay.
The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’ ”
Everyone but Johnny, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly The teacher noticed that Johnny isn’t writing, so she approached him.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked.
“Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Johnny replied.