Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,
Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?”
Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy: “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher: ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him… Teacher:
“young man, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir,I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did He say??”
Little boy : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…