Susie Spent Holidays On A Pony Farm.

Little Susie spent the summer holidays on a pony farm in the Cotswolds.

Back home, she asked,

“We all live together just like the animals, don’t we, Mummy?”

“Yes, dear. You could put it like that.”

“So I’m just like a little foal?”

“Yes, dear. You could put it like that.”

“And you, Mummy, you’re practically the beautiful mare?”

“Yes, dear. You could put it like that.”

“And Daddy is the handsome stallion?”

“No, Susie. Daddy’s the donkey.

The handsome stallion lives down the road at number 27.”