ElderlyJokes A Store Attending To Senior Customers. This Is Funny. A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they’ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts. By 7:30 there was already a big line of grandpas and grandmas waiting outside. Suddenly a nice car pulls up, and a young man gets out and proceeds to cut in front of everyone. He gets immediately smacked in the head with a cane by an old lady. He brushes it off and keeps going. This time a lot of canes come down on him until he turns around and runs back to his car. “Damn it!” He yells “I’m not opening this today.” See more Previous joke A Lawyer Was Pretty Sure He Was Going To Lose His Case. Next joke A City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race.