AnimalsJokes A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question. The Reason He Asks Is Hilarious! There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snakes that ambush our prey and kill them with a poisonous bite?” Then the second Snake says “Why do you ask?” The first one replies: “I just bit my lip!” See more Previous joke An Old Golfer Finds Himself In A Predicament. Next joke The Baby Pigeon Complained To His Mother.