AnimalsJokes A Snail Went To The Police Station. This Will Blow Your Mind. A snail went to the police station A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged When he got to the front desk he said “ excuse me officer but I have been mugged by 2 tortoises “” The officer said “ can you describe the incident “ The snail said “ no officer sorry , it happened so fast”” See more Previous joke A Turtle Is Sitting On The Side Of The Road. Next joke An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor For A Checkup.