ElderlyJokes A Single Guy Was Living With His Elderly Father. An Unforeseen Inheritance. 2.7k Views A single guy was living with his elderly father and running the family business. He realized he was going to inherit a fortune once his ailing father died and decided he needed a wife to share his life. One day at the bank, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen and made his move. “I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her. “But in a few years, my father will die and I’ll inherit 10 million dollars.” Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. A month later, she became his stepmother. See more Previous joke Little Johnny’s Clever Deal For The Car. Next joke A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.