ElderlyJokes A Senior Citizen Said To His Eighty-Year-Old Buddy. What Follows Next Is Funny. A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good-looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Nah, she can’t cook too well.’ ‘Does she have lots of money?’ ‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’ ‘Because she can still drive!’ See more Previous joke A Wife Asks Her Husband To Go To The Store. Next joke Two Electricians Request An Old Lady To Move A Wire.