ElderlyJokes A Senior Citizen Visits His Doctor. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his life. “Well…” the man drawled, “not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain’t all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to with 3 girls, none of whom were over thirty years old.” “My goodness Frank, and at your age too.” the doctor said. “I hope you took at least some precautions.” “Yep. I may be old, but I ain’t senile yet doc. I gave ’em all a phony name.” See more Previous joke A Doctor Walks Into A Room Full Of Patients. Next joke A Zookeeper Wishes To Buy Some New Animals.