AnimalsJokes This Scottish Bloke Goes On A Skiing Holiday. This Will Blow Your Mind. 23.5k Views This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall… He asks the barman, “What the fck is that?” The barman says, “It’s a moose.” The Scottish chap yells, “Fck me! How big are the cats!?” See more Previous joke The Old Man Placed Order For One Hamburger. Next joke A Man Goes To See The Rabbi.