ElderlyJokes The Retirement Complex The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors. This Is Funny. 232.4k Views On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined £20 the first time.” She continued. “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined £60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of £180. Are there any questions?” At this point, an older lady named Betty stood up in the crowd and enquired…… “How much for a season ticket?” See more Previous joke A Man Sees A Sign Outside A House. Next joke Murphy Showed Up At Mass.