A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are driving through the countryside one night and their car breaks down.
They walk to a nearby farm and the farmer tells them it’s too late to take the car to a repair shop but that they can stay the night until morning.
However, he informs them that he only has two beds and someone will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says,
“I’m humble and not above sleeping in a barn”, but minutes later he returns and knocks on the door and says,
“There is a cow in the barn. It’s against my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow”.
The Rabbi says,
“it’s ok, I’ll sleep in the barn”, but minutes later he also returns and knocks on the door and says
“There is a pig in the barn. It’s against my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a pig”.
So the lawyer is now forced to sleep in the barn.
Minutes later there is another knock at the door.
The farmer, now irritated, sighs and answers the door.
It’s the pig and cow.
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