AnimalsJokes There Was Once A Puppy Called May. This Is Gold. 2.4k Views There was once a puppy called May, who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May! See more Previous joke An Old Man Purchase A Hearing Aid. Next joke A Student Asked A Question To His Teacher.