A Priest And A Rabbi Were Sitting Next To Each Other.

This Will Make You Go ROFL.

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked:

“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you do not eat pork?”

The rabbi responded: “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”

The priest then asked: “Have you ever eaten pork?”

To which the rabbi replied:

“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest:

“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”

The priest replied: “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”

The rabbi then asked him:

“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”

The priest replied:

“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said:

“Beats a f*cking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

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