JokesMarriage A Policeman Caught A Mischievous Little Boy. This Is Truly Unbelievable. A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you.” “In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go.” See more Previous joke A Retiring Farmer Needed To Rid His Farm. Next joke A Guy Takes His Wife To A Golf Course.