JokesMarriage Pedro’s Secretary Serves a Surprise Twist Find Out Pedro’s innocent responses. 1.9k Views Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid-fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye. Dora (Pedro’s wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?” Pedro: Didn’t quite notice.” Dora: “What colour are her eyes?” Pedro: Haven’t had the time to check.” Dora: “What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?” Pedro: Not a clue in the world.” Dora: “Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick? Pedro: I barely spoke to her, so don’t know. Dora: “How does she dress?” Pedro: “Very quickly” Pedro’s funeral is tomorrow. See more Previous joke Brotherly Secrets and Unexpected Confessions. Next joke When Dolphins Turn Into Navy Seals.