Patrick And Murphy Are Talking Over A Pint.

This Will Make You Laugh Silly.

Patrick and Murphy are talking over a pint of Guinness at their local bar:

Patrick said to Murphy.

“A strange thing happened at home last night.”

Murphy inquired. “And what was that?”

Patrick answered. “The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer.”

Murphy – “And what did you tell her?”

Patrick – “I told her I was looking for cheap flights.”

Murphy – “So what did she say about that?”

Patrick – “She said she loved me, threw me on the floor and we had the most amazing s*x.”

Murphy – “I’ll bet that surprised, you Pat?”

Patrick – “That it did Murphy. She’s never shown the remotest interest in darts before!”

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