Patrick and Murphy are talking over a pint of Guinness at their local bar:
Patrick said to Murphy.
“A strange thing happened at home last night.”
Murphy inquired. “And what was that?”
Patrick answered. “The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer.”
Murphy – “And what did you tell her?”
Patrick – “I told her I was looking for cheap flights.”
Murphy – “So what did she say about that?”
Patrick – “She said she loved me, threw me on the floor and we had the most amazing s*x.”
Murphy – “I’ll bet that surprised, you Pat?”
Patrick – “That it did Murphy. She’s never shown the remotest interest in darts before!”
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