ElderlyJokes A Pastor Assured His Congregation. What Follows Next Is Truly Hilarious. 3.7k Views A pastor assured his congregation he was their servant and that they should feel free to call him anytime they had a problem. That night the pastor’s phone rang at 3 a.m. On the other end was a dear elderly lady who said, “Pastor, I can’t sleep.” “I’m so sorry to hear that,” he comforted her. “But what can I do about it?” The pastor asked. She sweetly replied, “Preach to me a while, pastor.” See more Previous joke A Rabbi, A Hindu Priest, And A Lawyer Went Hiking. Next joke A Very Refined Lady Goes Into Wal-Mart.