AnimalsJokes Paddy Is On “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire “. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 26.5k Views Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well. He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The UK host), he has only one lifeline left….phone a friend. The question comes: “Which bird does not make a nest?: A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo Paddy doesn’t know so he calls his friend Murphy. Murphy answers ‘be jesus Paddy, it’s a cuckoo 100%.’ – Paddy wins the million pounds and is very happy. Afterwards, Paddy rings Murphy and asks him ‘How the fck did you know that? Murphy replies ‘ Well, Paddy yer thick git…it lives in a fcking clock…’ See more Previous joke A Lion Stands Upon His Rock. Next joke An Elderly Woman With Her Her Little Grandson.