AnimalsJokes Paddy Is Inconsoleable When His Dog Went Missing. This Is Epic. Paddy is inconsoleable when his dog went missing. His wife says, “Why not put an advert into the paper?” He does this, but still hadn’t received a reply after two weeks! “What did you put in the paper?” asks his trusting wife. “Here boy”. replies Paddy See more Previous joke A Policeman Caught A Mischievous Little Boy. Next joke A Little Boy Came Downstairs Crying Late.