Paddy Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.

Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100

The next day the donkey died.

Farmer: Sorry to hear about the donkey.

Paddy: No problem. I’ll just have my money back.

Farmer: I’ve spent it

Paddy: Ok. I’ll raffle him off.

Farmer: You can’t raffle a dead donkey!

Paddy: Watch me! I just won’t tell anybody that he’s dead.

A month later the farmer bumped into Paddy.

Farmer: What happened to that dead donkey?

Paddy: I raffled him! Sold 500 tickets at £2 each. Made a profit of £998!

Farmer: Didn’t anyone complain?

Paddy: Just the cnt who won, so I gave him his £2 back.