AnimalsJokes One-One Bucket Of Water & Liquor Are Placed In Front Of A Donkey. This Is Epic. One bucket of water & one bucket of liquor are placed in front of a donkey. Donkey drinks water and leaves the place. Teacher then questions the students, ” What do you learn” ? Students answer – One who does not drink liquor is a donkey ! See more Previous joke A Lion Died And Went To Heaven. Next joke An Elderly Man Paddy Falls Over On The Building Site.