ElderlyJokes An Old Woman Wins The Lottery. This Will Blow Your Mind. 6.8k Views An old woman wins the lottery Edith, 95 years old, a holocaust servivor, one day scoops big on a $250m jackpot. She is asked on to her local radio station for an interview. She brings along her best friend Betty who was with her in a concentration camp. When asked by the host what she is going to do with her winnings. Edith says: “Well I’m going to treat me and Betty to a lovely cruise, I’m going to leave most to my loving family. Oh, and of course a large donation will be made to the German National Socialist Party.” The host and Betty are both stunned. After a brief silence, Betty scorns her friend: “Edith, how could you? Do you not remember the camps?” “Of course I do.” she points to her wrist “But without them, I would have never got the winning numbers” See more Previous joke A Farmer And His Wife Had A Bunch Of Pigs. Next joke An Elderly Priest Offered A Nun A Ride Home.