An Old Woman Went To A Wal-Mart Service Counter.

This Will Make You Go ROFL.

An old woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work.

The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on ‘special’.

Suddenly, the old woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

“PINCH MY N!PPLES! PINCH MY N!PPLES! PINCH MY N!PPLES!!”

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager goes to the woman and asks,

“Ma’am, what’s wrong?”

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the old woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

“PINCH MY N!PPLES! PINCH MY N!PPLES! PINCH MY N!PPLES!”

And doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”

In a huff, the old woman says,

“BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY N!PPLES PINCHED WHEN I’M GETTING SCREWED!”

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

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