An Old Pastor Was Completing A Sermon On Abstaining From Drinking Alcohol.

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An old pastor was completing a sermon on abstaining from drinking alcohol.

With great expression, he said,

‘If I had all of the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.’

With even greater emphasis, he said

‘And if I had all of the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.’

And then finally, he thundered,

‘And if I had all of the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.’

The church was silent.

Not a single congregant made a sound.

The music leader who is an elderly man then stood up hesitantly and said,

‘For our closing song, let us sing the hymn # 365:

“Shall We Gather at the River.”

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