An Old Marine Pilot Sat Down In A Starbucks.

This Will Make You Laugh Crazy.

An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked:

“Are you a real pilot”?

He replied:

Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans…

Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.

I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said:

I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.

When I shower, I think about naked women.

When I watch TV, I think about naked women.

‘It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

“Are you a real pilot?”

He replied:

‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a Lesbian.’

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