An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked:
“Are you a real pilot”?
Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans…
Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.
I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
‘It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
“Are you a real pilot?”
‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a Lesbian.’
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